Warcraft, high fantasy, drinking, parties, friends, Lord of the Rings and cats. I reblog a lot of shit.
Nation, I’ve done something I thought was impossible. I have hurt Karl Rove. Legends say you need an elvish blade to do that — which I happen to have.
— Stephen Colbert, 10/6/11
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The government cannot force you to buy things. It can only tax you, draft you, seize and sell your property, arrest you, incarcerate you, and execute you. It cannot tell you to buy insurance, only a gecko can do that.
— Stephen Colbert (via soupsoup)
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Photoset reblogged from Mai-be with 12,196 notes
“And this of course is Aragorn’s sword Anduril, Flame of the West, re-forged from the shards of Narsil, given to me by Viggo Mortensen. Now, this has nothing to do with the metaphor - I just want to remind everyone that I have this.”
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It was the most important moment of my political career, so I took exhaustive notes. - Stephen Colbert; FEC
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